Bill Gates Goes Bananas for More Money

Bill Gates' endless, maniacal pursuit of ever greater wealth now has the world's richest fruit cake plotting a new generation of nuclear reactors in China and genetically modified bananas in Africa.

Sounds cool - if you're into nuclear energy and genetically modified food and you don't give a damn about your health, your children's health or the planet's health.

So when will the greatest philanthropist in world history turn his all-seeing compassion to the victims of America's endless wars? When will we read about Bill Gates' one-man crusade against cluster bombs and depleted uranium?

The answer, of course, is never, because Bill Gates is really nothing more than a greedy, egotistical nerd who made a fortune from selling crappy software with the help of his father, one of America's most powerful corporate attorneys. Together, they're perhaps the world's greatest team of assholes - yet one more item Gates will probably attempt to genetically modify one day.

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